Overheard

The Young Vocal Artists of Los Angeles were waiting to start their vocal session. And as singers often do, they were discussing music:

A virtuoso is a musician with real high morals.

When electric currents go through them, guitars start making sounds. So would anybody.

Probably the most famous fugue was the one between the Hatfields and McCoys.

My very best liked piece of music is the Bronze Lullaby.

My favorite composer is Opus.

Just about any animal skin can be stretched over a frame to make a pleasant sound once the animal is removed.