What do farmyard animals and musicians have in common?
Absolutely nothing ... most of the time. We'll, read on...
The rhythm section was tracking songs for a children's edutainment project. It was all going swimmingly until they started on Old MacDonald Had A Farm.That's when the revolt almost began. Now you're probably thinking, "Huh! What could possibly be more benign than a song about that old dude and his pets?" Keep reading ...
Old MacDonald has 10 verses. And anyone who has kids, or remembers being a kid, knows that they're pretty much all the same. So after a few "Duck, Ducks Here" and "Oink, Oinks, There," the musicians had had it. Comments such as, "If I have to play that whole %$#&% song, I'm outta here" were clearly heard in the control room - even with the mics turned off. And these are guys that are paid by the hour. So are you getting a sense of their frustration?
What's a producer to do?
If the producer is Andy Waterman, he takes a deep cleansing breath, sputters "take five," briefly questions his career choices and then goes to work solving the problem.
As it turns out, the solution was staring him in the face - the control board. Here's how he did it. He took the first two verses that had been recorded and did some very creative digital editing. With a little cutting here and a little pasting there ... here a cutting, there a pasting...voila! The musicians, having regained their good humor, recorded the ending and old MacDonald had a song.
This story has a happy ending - but not quite yet
Apparently there are regional differences in the amount of verses/animals and this version was lacking some barnyard noises. Andy hired a lead singer and inserted her singing the missing verses as well as her rendition of animals sounds.
It worked! Did it ever! And wouldn't you just know it, a couple of weeks later Andy was given another very repetitive children's song, Down in the Park. He used exactly the same innovative techniques.
By the way, both songs are vibrant, fun and charming - even for us grownups. Take a listen ... but only if you're prepared to be thoroughly delighted.
ps: Special recognition will be given in the next edition of "Up" Beat to anyone who actually knows Old MacDonald's first name.
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